Monday, February 17, 2014

Red Light/Green Light

Update: I live in Vegas now. I don't work for Southwest. Boom. Huge life changes.

Ok, on to more important things...

Today, on my way to church, the greatest thing happened. I pulled up to an intersection (yeah, I drive my car now. Not happy about it... where's the mass transit train in Las Vegas?!?!) and the light was red. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a car to the left of me in the left turn lane. I'm watching the light, and see that the left turn signal turns green, but not mine. Cool. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Why is that car not going?? I look over to see. Oh, don't worry, he's staring at me. Left hand up on the wheel, right shoulder leaning down. He's acting all cool, trying to put out the vibe. So what do I do? I turn my head and point my arm towards his green light so he realizing that he's wasting his time. He hurries up and gets through the intersection just as the light is turning red.

Smooth move. But hey, you made my day/week/month. I got a great laugh.

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