i want i want gimme gimme gimme i need i need

i have a really cool friend. her name is emma jade. and she wanted to be JUST LIKE ME.  so after years of playing with my iphone every second she got, she finally got one of her own.  but now i am envious of her because she has the new one. and i want it.  i want to do all the cool things that it can do.  so if someone is feeling generous this june, i could use a few hundred dollars... 

if you buy me the phone, i promise i will send you messages like this all the time. (minus the beautiful picture of ejb)